Sunday, June 24

Vodka Always Wins

i battled a bottle of vodka last night.

and lost.

and now i'm just holed up upstairs sweating my ass off because the air conditioning doesn't work very well and i just want to watch five hours of dance moms and be left alone.
i don't care how nice out it is.

but look what i made:


and it's quite possibly the best thing i've ever done.  or eaten.

plus it speaks to my lazy heart.  because there's three ingredients.  and then you put in the microwave, warm it up, and cram it in your mouth.

so in case you would like to indulge this is all you'll need:

  • two 14 ounce cans of artichoke hearts (in water, drained)

  • a brick of mozzarella cheese, shredded

  • a cup of light mayo

throw it all in a bowl and heat it up in the microwave for five minutes.  dip whatever the fuck you want in it.

and it is good.  shitler even ate it.

[caption id="attachment_2125" align="aligncenter" width="1024"] look at that serial killer face on the left.[/caption]


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