but this email exchange between me and shitler the other day made me laugh.
shitler: i stopped home for a little bit before my meeting. i took out your stupid fish and it's on the counter in a thing of water.
me: they aren't stupid. don't talk about them like that.
shitler: it's really amazing how stupid they actually are.
me: it's amazing how stupid your face is, actually.
shitler: i hate you.
me: i hope you bowl like shit tonight.
shitler: really? you wanna go there? i hope you won't smell like shit tonight, but i know you will because you do every night.
me: blow me.
i swear we love each other.