how are you?
good? your march madness bracket is busted?
mine is like half busted.
AND even worse - my original bracket had marquette winning the whole thing.
until shitler came home and made fun of me and told me that was stupid.
so i second guessed myself and switched it up.
and now marquette is in the final four. which is pretty damn close to the finals.
and i swear to god if they win i'm going to do unspeakable things to shitler's private parts.
and not unspeakable in a sexual, good feeling way. like in the opposite of that way.
but anyway - let's get to the high-fiving of friday with lauren.
1// can we all talk about girls and how amazing it was? and yes i'm behind and just watched the finale last night. lay off me. but i'm going to go ahead and let you all know that i loved adam from the beginning. when all you doubtful-desirees thought he was weird and maybe a lunatic i was there defending him and loving him. so suck it.
2// baby b in pre-meltdown mode. all because she wanted to put her shoes on. and her shoes wouldn't fit over her footie pajamas and her mama said it was time for bed and no she couldn't take off her pajamas. hence the meltdown. #firstworldtwoyearoldproblems
3// a gun ice cube. self-explanatory.
4// i drooled all over my desk yesterday when i saw how sweet eat's buffalo oven fries. not even kidding. all day. that's all i thought about. so naturally i picked up the ingredients on my way home and then gorged myself on them until i slipped peacefully in a food coma.
5// RUMCHATA CAT!!!!!!!!!!! please say that in the "let's get ready to rummmmmmmmmble" voice. i think it makes more sense that way. but i digress. i'm not sure if you knew or if you remember but charlie the rumchata cat lived with us for like nine months until shitler made me give it back. now he lives in a swank condo down in milwaukee. and he and i will be reunited this weekend. it's going to be magical.
and lastly we need to back up dat azz with whitney.
let's go way back to my college days.
when everyone was just straight chilling at the holidae innnnnnnnnnnnn.
stop, drop, KABOOM.
am i right?