gin and bare it: christmas gifts

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Monday, December 26

Four Goddamn Hours Later

i embarked on a sewing machine project this afternoon. it took me four hours. and this is all i have to show for it:

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it would be great if you voted. that way i know the temperature of the crowd and i can go in that creative direction for my next projects.

Sunday, December 25

And Now I'm a 1950s Housewife.

you realize priorities have changed when you receive xmas presents like these and are simply over the moon excited about them.

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heavenly.[/caption]

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lincoln is going to get a lot fatter.[/caption]

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i'll be doing some badass decorating.[/caption]

as i received these gifts and declared it the best xmas ever i realized that i felt like a 1950s housewife and i'm strangely ok with that. i'm going to make so much cool shit. in other news. this is why i love my family:

and this is why i love my family A LOT:

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wheelchair tricks and cigars.[/caption]

all in all, it's been a good holiday. i'm glad it's over. and i'm thrilled it will be another year until it happens again.

i do have one complaint. i wanted one thing and i didn't get it. i just wanted to stop menstruating.

it didn't happen.

it has been happening for 24 days. death.

This Has Next to Nothing to Do With the Holidays.

ahhh the holidays. a few thoughts come to mind: stressed, drunk, broke, exhausted, etc.

like most people, Lincoln and i have to cram 37 x-mas' into two days.

it's always a treat.

here's some photos that capture my xmas eve:

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[caption id="attachment_720" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="motherfucking mini cheesecakes"]

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[caption id="attachment_721" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="packaging my delicious treats."]

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[caption id="attachment_722" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="mah balls."]

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[caption id="attachment_726" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="color shot of mah balls."]

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[caption id="attachment_727" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="suspicious dog."]

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[caption id="attachment_728" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="slightly more normal dog."]

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[caption id="attachment_740" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="i got you some pussy for xmas."]

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[caption id="attachment_746" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="these are my brother's grades. i find one class to be the oddest."]

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also, i took a shit this morning.

it's an xmas miracle.