there are literally like a million more men i can think of that i would like a sac flash from. but no - bill paxton in the morning is what i'm allowed. rude. but the point is that the show is based on a mormon family practicing polygamy. and being only three episodes in there hasn't been too many religious aspects revealed (saved for the brief walk through of a tiny bit of their history) so i'm hoping that there ends up being more that i can get my grubby history and religion-loving paws on because YES I AM A NERD.
also i can't help but think that we should give kudos where kudos are due when it comes to polygamy. whether you agree with it or not that shit looks difficult to juggle. considering bill paxton has three wives, seven kids, and three different households to sort out on a daily basis - i certainly don't envy him. sometimes shitler is pesty enough for like one whole hour so i can't imagine me having more than one spouse and sometimes the mutts are hard to wrangle so no thanks seven children. and then i can't help but think that sometimes shitler thinks i'm hard enough to deal with so me X3 probably seems like some sort of nightmare to him.
and really i'm sorry that this post ended up being about all of this nonsense.
and it really only ended up being about this because i told shitler that i saw bill paxton's ball sac and he was like "what? when?" and then i wanted to be like "i'll never tell" and make it seem like maybe i saw bill paxton's sac in a more risque situation but i rarely leave the house so shitler would see right through me and so obviously this bill paxton sac situation has been on my mind since monday morning.
anyway. this is where i leave you.
p.s. here's a bearded bill paxton
p.p.s. now i just want to watch all things bill paxton (and not because i'm hoping for sac shots) but because spy kids and also twister and hello those are great movies. ok for reals now bye.