i'll give you some time to make an educated guess as to which asshole dog did it.
you guessed mac, didn't you?
DING DING DING.
you don't get a prize because i'm broke but i'll give you a virtual high five.
i hope he enjoyed the old sour cream left in this container.
i assume he did because the container was so clean you would think i ran it through the dishwasher.
i made a box of salmon burgers last night. i'd never had them before and they seemed questionable and i made all four that were in the box because i figured "hey, leftovers for lunch." but it turned out that they were gross. so i put them back in the box they came from and threw them in the trash.
apparently mac thought they were delicious.
delicious salmon burgers with a cardboard bun is what mac apparently enjoyed as a midnight snack.
so i cleaned it up and then made him pose by his late night dinner buffet.
when shitler gets back i'm refusing to do anything for two weeks.
I DESERVE IT.
p.s. i have never met a dog that looks so cute while being so naughty. it vexes me.