and then shitler waxed on and on about what type of air soft gun it was. but then it wouldn't work right. and then he had to charge the batteries.and then he had to remind me about how he bought it for like $10 on clearance at wal-mart.
and then it wasn't working right. so he re-loaded and practiced his aim.
spoiler alert: it hurts like a bitch and will leave a giant, red welt on your foot.
and naturally i had over-served myself to the point where i couldn't figure out how to auto-focus and get a shot of the air soft gun induced welt so i don't even have anything to show for it.
which leads me to the point of this post: marriage advice.
DO get drunk with your spouse.
DO NOT let your spouse shoot you in the foot with an air soft gun.
p.s. shitler has incredible aim. thank god.