Things I'm Currently Fucking Obsessed With

i'm slightly obsessive.  usually for brief periods over nonsensical things.

please see below:

• anything and everything gillian flynn.  for reals.  sharp objects was amazing.  dark places is currently blowing my mind.  and her new one, gone girl, (coming out in june) i can only imagine will be incredible.  i mean seriously - how can you not love her style and content when she writes shit like this: "the baby scuttering around inside like it had dug tunnels."


• controlling the force in which i pee.  you know - forceful stream, not forceful stream (you all know exactly what i'm talking about).


• triscuits


• this incredible amount of eggs:
  


• that point when you know you've had enough coffee because you're thinking somewhat clearly but then you decide to push the envelope and have another and then feel like you could take over the fucking world.


• in regards to taking over the world - PINKY AND THE BRAIN. 


• this chicken wing and also the inquisitive look on shitler's face:

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• this video.  and this band.  they're incredible.  it makes me want to get a band of merry folk together and stomp our feet.  sidenote - do you think headband girl and lead singer are banging each other?  please watch for the stolen glances between the two.  oh, and i also want lead singer's jacket.
  


• THE HUNGER GAMES AT MIDNIGHT.

please stay tuned for the tale of my st. patrick's day adventure.  

and by adventure i mean shit show.

Techno Jeep

lincoln just got home and showed me this. 
it changed my life.

i wish my friends and i did shit like this.
but i don't have that many friends.

Christmas Music Makes Me Want to Kill Myself

i don't care that the title of this post is both bold and probably incredibly offensive.  it is exactly how i feel about christmas music.

i hate the radio year round.  but i despise it especially throughout the holiday season.  and i wouldn't hate driving so much if Lincoln would follow through and finish the ramshackle job he started when he went to put a cd player in my car.  instead, i am forced to listen to the repetitiveness that is radio.  none of my presets are set up so i have to do that thing where you scan through while simultaneoulsy try to keep an eye on the road and not kill your fellow travelers. 

but that's neither here nor there.

i'm not sure at what point in november people think it's appropriate to play christmas music - but let me make myself clear - it's NEVER appropriate.  there's always some radio station that plays christmas music fucking constantly (sidenote: it must be fucking awful to work at that shithole of a station) and and it never fails that when i'm scanning through while driving i happen to hear a nanosecond of it and i swear it causes me to seize. 

i will allow a limited amount of christmas music one day and one day only.

christmas day. 

that's it.  every other time i hear it i want to commit horrible crimes.

here's something fantastic i found and is literally thought for thought how i feel (except i'm not jewish).

there is one song that i will allow.  this one.

 but i think it's mainly because i love anything to do with rodents doing human things.

case in point:


OR my personal favorite:


i now realize that this has turned into a post about rodents and how much i love seeing them row boats, sing or dance (among other things). 

but it's still mainly about how much i hate christmas music.

Because Marcel the Shell Changed My Life. And I'm Pretty Sure the Second One Will Too

i think the title is sufficiently long and self-explanatory.

but i wept a bit this morning when i found this.

and i may or may not have watched this 16 times already and it's not even 9.30AM.

you can comment about skewed priorites or whatever.  but i don't care.

 

 

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