and then showed him on my phone where it said on their current and up to date website that it read "happy hour, monday through friday, 4:30-6:30" and he just like uncomfortably shrugged his shoulders and i was like "well maybe you should tell someone that your website says that but in fact there's not happy hour." and he just uncomfortably shrugged again and whatever we stayed for dinner anyway but definitely weren't pleased but then became please after we ate. so basically we're infants.
i'm still not all that comfortable constantly seeing his balls but oh well.
out of town shitler finally came back in town.
i know i've said that i absolutely adore when he's gone but sometimes things are just easier when he's around. like when your car won't start twice in one week and the outside light burns out again and it's negative kajillion outside and you just want to give up on life because it's not that you can't do anything of those on your own but you have a husband for a reason and my reasoning for having one is to do all the crap i don't like and also have relations with and he's useless to me when he's not around to render said services.
also i bought a new shower curtain.
i bought it hoping it would drive shitler batty and make him regret ever marrying me (i say that lovingly because i like to keep him on his toes) but instead he fucking loved it, deemed it awesome, and then brainstormed her name. tabitha cartwright.
if you follow me on instagram - sorry for the repeat of pictures.
also - wednesday i think i'm going to talk about this weird book series that i think i hate myself for reading and it's not even that good but i can't stop. so stay tuned. and stay weird.
p.s. whatever picture sizing consistency.