The Cock Came To Party

regardless of how cliche it is to have a giant inflatable cock at a bachlorette party - you can't deny the joy it brings to everyone that encounters it.

go ahead - touch it.

 

parched cock.

and yes - the cock is an advocate of safe sex.
do you even know how many ladies he was with that night?

the cock makes everyone happy.

but unfortunately - the activities of the weekend will slowly begin to deflate any cock.

and i haven't told shitler yet - but i would really like to get one for the living room.
you know - for a conversation.

like a great coffee table book.
only better.