Sweet Mullets

i can't even begin to tell you how much i love sweet mullets.  

by far, the most fantastic bar discovery of all time (thanks to wendy and ryder).

this bar is all wisconsin.  if it's not produced in wisconsin - they don't carry it.
so beer and cheese abounds.  and i couldn't be any happier.







 

sunday may have been one of the best days of my life.  because after indulging in beer and cheese to the point that it forced me into a happiness coma - i got to hold a baby!  again (i'm still in shock that people let me hold their babies)! 

be prepared for a barrage of fucking cute baby pictures.  

sommer is the sweetest thing on the face of the planet.
i fucking dare you to tell me otherwise.

[caption id="attachment_1590" align="aligncenter" width="1024" caption="those fingers look goddamn delicious."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1591" align="aligncenter" width="1024" caption="face time."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1592" align="aligncenter" width="764" caption="i would eat that crusted drool on her face she's so perfect."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1593" align="aligncenter" width="1024" caption="simba and rafiki. classic lion king pose."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1594" align="aligncenter" width="1024" caption="i like to smell my food before i eat it."][/caption]

this post is about practically nothing and everything at the same time.

sorry.

Things I'm Currently Fucking Obsessed With

i'm slightly obsessive.  usually for brief periods over nonsensical things.

please see below:

• anything and everything gillian flynn.  for reals.  sharp objects was amazing.  dark places is currently blowing my mind.  and her new one, gone girl, (coming out in june) i can only imagine will be incredible.  i mean seriously - how can you not love her style and content when she writes shit like this: "the baby scuttering around inside like it had dug tunnels."


• controlling the force in which i pee.  you know - forceful stream, not forceful stream (you all know exactly what i'm talking about).


• triscuits


• this incredible amount of eggs:
  


• that point when you know you've had enough coffee because you're thinking somewhat clearly but then you decide to push the envelope and have another and then feel like you could take over the fucking world.


• in regards to taking over the world - PINKY AND THE BRAIN. 


• this chicken wing and also the inquisitive look on shitler's face:

[caption id="attachment_1407" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="shitler: "soon chicken wing, soon i will crap you out.""][/caption]

• this video.  and this band.  they're incredible.  it makes me want to get a band of merry folk together and stomp our feet.  sidenote - do you think headband girl and lead singer are banging each other?  please watch for the stolen glances between the two.  oh, and i also want lead singer's jacket.
  


• THE HUNGER GAMES AT MIDNIGHT.

please stay tuned for the tale of my st. patrick's day adventure.  

and by adventure i mean shit show.

Sobriety Sucks - But At Least it's Made Me Slightly More Productive

i love vodka.  i love the bar.  i love drinking. 

so anyone that truly knows me, knows i'm usually full of shit when i say i'm going to stop drinking.

but back in October, i decided that i wanted to stop being so fucking chubby.  so i went on a diet.  which meant i had to give up my dearest friend, vodka.  most doubted me.  and with good reason.  i'm not very good at following through with things i say i'm going to do.  but  i must say, fuck you very much, for those that didn't believe i could do it (Lincoln) because it's now been thirty-two days on this motherfucking diet with zero alcohol.

don't get me wrong - it's been fucking miserable.  aside from waking up and not feeling like a piece of shit, the only other plus has been that i've actually dropped weight.

so, although many of you could care less, i am presenting the last thirty-two days in the form of pictures and words. 

enjoy or destroy.

first and foremost.  i've read an assload of books in the last month.

• The Help


• The Kite Runner


• Orange is the New Black


• The Hunger Games trilogy (for the love of all that's holy - READ THESE)

become more obsessed with all things related to cooking and baking and blogging.

• made Mexican Manicotti


• perfected my meatloaf


• made cake balls, cookies, mini cheesecakes, truffles, and peppermint bark


• loved up on many of my favorite blogs like this one, this one, and this one.

discovered many things about the pussy residing in our house.

[caption id="attachment_518" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="relax PETA. he's being supervised when he plays in the plastic bag."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_519" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="he LOVES Nati Light."][/caption]

learned that Lincoln loves his new shotgun more than me (i'm not even kidding.  the night he got it he suggested i sleep on the couch).

[caption id="attachment_522" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="i named her Eleanor."][/caption]

found that i truly enjoy encouraging/peer pressuring others to binge drink.

[caption id="attachment_525" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="firm grip there Lincoln."][/caption]

crafted x-mas presents.  i would post pictures but i will refrain (even though they turned out awesome).  i don't want to assume that people even read this blog, but with my luck the people getting said gifts will see them here and everything will be ruined.

watched Foy learn how to eat a crab leg.

[caption id="attachment_526" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="not the proper form, but i'll accept it."][/caption]

learned that Murphy Lee is a HUGE Rush fan.  and that Lincoln hates clothing for dogs.  but i don't think band tees should count.

[caption id="attachment_527" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Exit the warrior, today's Tom Sawyer"][/caption]

 this is unrelated.  but G bought me this hat.  and i love it.

[caption id="attachment_528" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="i'm not buying whatever he's selling."][/caption]

so that's it.  that's what i've been doing.  nothing exciting. 

i realize that i could blog more - since i'm not hammered all the time. 

i apologize if this bored anyone.  i'd like to think it didn't. 

but leave some comments if it did.

i really like 'lil wayne, although i rarely listen to him or even have any of his music but this line always resonates with me.

'cuz if you lookin' for me you can find me on the block disobeyin' the law

#realtalk