i juiced this morning. and it was terrible.

i crammed all of this into a juicer today.

it ended up looking like this.

and i still managed to choke it down.

it was only like half-way gross.
and this guy just stared at me the whole time.

i'm going to assume that's a look of pity.

asshole.

high five 4 friday

friday is officially upon us.

give it up ya'll.

per the usual - i'm linking up with lauren at from my grey desk.

1. i just can't stop listening.  and i'm only slightly embarrassed.

2. i went to the bar last night and punished my body.

i don't think anything says thursday better than jalapeno poppers, shots, and a deep fried snickers bar.  

whatever arteries.  get used to being clogged.

3. does anyone else weep tears of joy when the books they ordered come in the mail? 

4. he's got some of the sweetest dance moves.  all the ladies want a piece.

5. he really, really likes rihanna.  it's slightly concerning.

coffee talk installment 18

it's coffee talking time with natalie at 23seventeen.
fun fact: i haven't had coffee since last thursday and i kind of want to die.
but oh well.
so answer the questions and then link your shit up.

1. compile your best music mix tape:
side 1
1. two princes - spin doctors
2. crazy rap (colt 45 ) - afroman
3. the wind - cat stevens
4. crescendolls - daft punk
5. i touch myself - divinyls 
6. kashmir - led zeppelin
7. i just wanna love you - jay z
8. thorn of crowns - echo & the bunnymen

side 2
1. a case of you - joni mitchell
2. hold on - wilson phillips
3. blackbird - the beatles
4. when they come for me - linkin park
5. i want you - savage garden
6. gold dust woman - fleetwood mac
7. you oughta know - alanis morissette
8. halloween - dave matthews band

2. biggie or 2pac?
can i just not care?  because i don't.
i enjoy rapping along to both like a goddamn freak.
so i would have to say that i'm an equal opportunity rap enthusiast.

3. what's the best music video ever made?
the video is just so supremely creepy and awkward.  i can't get enough.

4. put together your best outfit of your favorite singer/band
ok, so i love the shit out of dave matthews band.
like probably to the point that it's unhealthy.
and instead of putting together his outfit - because let's be honest it's jeans and a button-down -
i put together what i would wear to the show.
you know - when i'm ghost-faced wasted at alpine valley swaying back and forth 
like a damn hippie.

favorite band style by rynders featuring an oversized beanie

5. what music is your guilty pleasure?
all house music.  i just can't help it.  i could rage to some daft punk at any point in time.
for instance - one time my friend bowser and i finished getting drunk at a brewers game
in the parking lot of miller park and busted out a tiny stereo and blasted some daft punk
for the parking lot all while yelling "MAKE EVERY PARTY A DANCE PARTY."

6. quote your favorite lyric from a song

led zeppelin's "ten years gone"

what's better than awkward?

i have nothing of importance to write/say/yell.
not that i ever really do.  but you get the drift.

so there's this.  because it makes me lol on a constant basis.

via

nostalgic tuesday - blast from the past. like an actual blast.

once upon a time shitler drove a cute little mazda stick shift red truck that didn't have power steering.
but one day it broke down.  
and even after shitler's many valiant and expensive attempts to fix said truck it was just no use.
so the truck got parked in the driveway and forgotten about.
there was always talk about selling it for scrap metal.
or taking the tires off and selling them.
you know - good intentions and all that.
but it never happened.

why?
because it got motherfucking struck by lightning.

the door was fucking welded shut.

these tires might be a bit bald.

WHATEVER tiny engine.

moral of the story?

lightning really doesn't strike twice.

because i joked that maybe it would come back and strike shitler.

but alas - it did not.

nice little saturday

that point in your saturday when you realize your permanent shanty has sunk into the ice.
and now you have to pull it out.

sucks to be these guys.

p.s. it's not shitler.

p.p.s. those guys have been at it for hours.