but one day it broke down.
and even after shitler's many valiant and expensive attempts to fix said truck it was just no use.
so the truck got parked in the driveway and forgotten about.
there was always talk about selling it for scrap metal.
or taking the tires off and selling them.
you know - good intentions and all that.
but it never happened.
because it got motherfucking struck by lightning.
|the door was fucking welded shut.|
|these tires might be a bit bald.|
|WHATEVER tiny engine.|
moral of the story?
lightning really doesn't strike twice.
because i joked that maybe it would come back and strike shitler.
but alas - it did not.