where we only have to work a tiny amount of days in the work week?
and who is having panic attacks about the fact that next week is an entire, actual work week?
join the club.
but for the moment - it's friday and that deserves a high five with lauren.
1. i had my annual lady parts exam the other day. i know - HOW EXCITING.
question for everyone.
after the vaginal exam does your doctor cram their fingers in your anal canal?
because every single one of my doctors has. and it's left me walking funny for a week.
so naturally, i usually felt like this going in:
|concerned face of dread|
and she was all "oh, i don't do that till you're fifty."
and i was all "say whaaaaaaaaaat?"
and then i was like:
and apparently there is a legit reason for their fingers being in your ass.
like checking to make sure that your lady organs are in the proper place.
but i don't care.
i don't like it.
knock it off.
2. SPARKLY JACKET.
it was one of those jackets from kohls that was originally like $125 but then i bought it post-holiday season and i got it for $12.
so suck it kohls.
kidding. i love you kohls.
3. pictures of puppies make me want to die they're so fucking cute.
4. this series. buy it. buy the whole thing and then let's obsess about it together.
it's totally whacked and a little bit juvenile. but who doesn't need that once in awhile?