on some coffee talk. with NATALIE.
just answering the questions and linking up and bullshitting.
you know. the usual.
1. would you rather have a pen pal or an email pal?
both. i want both.
i deserve both.
i practically have both already. i talk to natalie and samm on a consistently stalkerish basis.
and sometimes - samm sends me pictures like this:
2. what are you wearing at this exact moment?
ok. something that i don't think really matches.
and it doesn't match because i got dressed in the fucking dark.
like i do every morning.
and must do so in like seven minutes because i hit the snooze button
until the last possible second and then shoot out of bed like a goddamn
wild animal and try to get my shit together without being late to work.
i'm wearing matching socks for the first time in a month. #proud moment
but i'm not wearing underwear.
probably because i forgot.
3. when you are sick how do you handle it?
OH MY GOD - LEAVE ME ALONE.
that's how i handle it.
i don't want to see anyone and i certainly don't want anyone to see me.
i would rather wrap myself in a cocoon of self-pity and be left to my own devices.
should i enlist you to bring me something i would rather you leave it by the door and leave.
i have been known to drown my sick sorrows in a bottle of alcohol.
mainly because my sick-addled brain tries to convince me that the alcohol will cleanse my blood
and therefore help me to get back on the mend.
it doesn't ever work.
but i attempt it like every, single time.
4. i am [fill in the blank]
5. what movie you are excited to see this year?
ummm - city of bones. only because i'm ravaging the book series right now.
but i probably won't even go see it in theaters.
because i'm lazy.
and i'll wait for it to come out on dvd because i'm cheap.
and quickly - that goddamn preview for that movie "mama" is driving me insane.
like when it comes on and i can't find the remote to change the channel i need to leave the room.