Thursday, April 26

I Can Only Assume Shitler Commits Crimes in His Sleep

mainly battery.
and robbing banks.
those would be my best guesses.

it's when things like last night happen that i don't know whether to get violently upset or laugh hysterically.  
both of us fell asleep at a reasonable hour.  
but i was rudely awakened when i took a punch to my fucking nose.
i turned; prepping myself for battle as i looked over at shitler to find that he was violently tossing and turning and screaming,"THE VAN!!!  GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!!!"  
so i simply rolled over and went back to sleep.
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