Wednesday, August 29

All My Friends Are Getting Married - I'm Just Getting Drunk. Well, At Least For The Next Two Years. In Which Case I'll Still Be Getting Drunk But I'll Be Married

i have some really, super important news that i would like to share with everyone.

i've recently entered into an arranged marriage.  

it won't happen for a couple of years because my betrothed is only 16 but i'm really happy about it.
oh, and when i do get around to planning the wedding - everyone will be invited.  like everyone who has ever even clicked on this blog.  because money isn't an issue and his parents are footing the bill (which is something i just decided).

here he is:

mee-fucking-yow.

5 comments

  1. Destination wedding too! Since we are footing the bill, of course. Where to?

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  2. bora bora. and then an alaskan cruise. and then somewhere else too.

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  3. prolls. and i'll probably get laid sooner rather than later if i just wait for him to turn 18.

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