and by jumbled i mean abnormal. but i think in the best possible way.
you don't like me? i'll live and continue to sleep soundly at night.
because you know what's cute? girls pitching fits that a man hasn't put a ring on it yet. i bet you a million dollars your boyfriend has never been less attracted to you then when you're throwing a fit about not being engaged.
even cuter? girls that give men ultimatums. because nothing would make me feel better about that ring finger being frosted then knowing that it got there because i pressured the shit out of a dude and he didn't actually want to marry me of his own accord.
and ladies relax. shitler proposed after thirteen years of me making his life miserable.
he hit the jackpot when he decided to make me mrs shitler.