so boom - here's a conversation with b that centered around whether or not he could come over and watch redzone.
me: you can come over tomorrow. i've decided.
b: ok. do i need to bring anything?
me: i don't even care.
b: whoa. what's with the combativeness?
me: it's mainly ambivalence.
b: i should have known.
me: actually, can you please bring me three orange gatorades. thanks.
b: i will see what i can come up with.
me: and tortilla chips.
me: and vodka. because we drank all the vodka last night.
b: anything else your highness?
me: a little less attitude would be nice. and bacon.
b: out of those four things - pick the two you really want.
me: i want them all.
