Tuesday, April 24

So What If It Looks Like a Smurf Jizzed All Over My Fingers

i'm covered in batter and frosting.  and it's caked on and sticky. and after i find a patch of it and wash it off i find more.  it's never ending. 

but i guess that's better than actual smurf jizz.


things got a little out of control in the cupcake department tonight.



and i decided to do something outrageous with the cupcake batter:

[caption id="attachment_1701" align="aligncenter" width="1024" caption="i blue myself - a la arrested development."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_1704" align="aligncenter" width="764" caption="smurf jizz cupcakes."][/caption]

i was excited about smurf jizz cupcakes until shitler suggested i do this:





so now i have brewers cupcakes.  which is ok - because they won tonight.

but i also have a shitload of cupcakes.  so it's good that i bought this cupcake tote (something i never thought i would say) during my frenzied shopping:



more importantly, shitler kept eating the frosting (sometimes by the spoonful).  then he ate a cupcake.  after he ate like five tacos.  then i made him eat another cupcake because i had cut it open and wanted to take a picture of it and i didn't want it to go to waste. 

he protested. 

but caved. 

then he made love to it.



then he said he was going to puke. 

then he got up and took a shit.

2 comments

  1. This makes me laugh. Thanks for the good chuckle on a rainy morning!

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  2. thanks!! when i can i see baby k again!? how is it being back at work?

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