working out like a maniac for entire month. and eating like half-way better than you normally do and also cuttting back on the drinking by like a lot. and then getting on a scale and seeing that you only lost two measly fucking pounds.
IN A MONTH.
rude. so impossibly rude i can't even handle it.
but the only saving grace in that entire debacle was that i remembered to measure myself before i set out on the month-long work out adventure. and so after i stepped off the scale, and talked myself off of a ledge that included rage-eating an entire loaf of bread and taking a baseball bat to the scale a la office space, i grabbed my tape measure and was like "there better be some motherfucking inches missing or something dies." and thankfully there were inches missing. as in three off my waist and two off my hips and thighs. and so part of me was relieved; that i had something to show after a month of doing things like two-thirds different than i normally do. but with that being said it's not enough. so come monday (the eighth) susan and i will be doing two weeks worth of no carb (or at least extremely low carb) in an effort to counteract all the nonsense. also i think i'm going to force myself to run 150 miles by new years. and then when i achieve that i'll like eat an entire cake or something. just kidding. my reward would include a never-ending build your own taco bar. #amiright
UGH. it's just so frustrating to work SO much and have little to show for it.
at least scale-wise.
so what do you ladies do? what are your favorite work outs? favorite no carb/low carb meals?
help a sister out.
also - can we get a damn huzzah for the mild botox that the blog got?
she's looking trim and tight just in time for the holidays thanks to natalie!
you can check out her blog here and her blog template shop here.
also this snapchat from shitler about sums up his war on deer.