Sunday, December 25

And Now I'm a 1950s Housewife.

you realize priorities have changed when you receive xmas presents like these and are simply over the moon excited about them.

[caption id="attachment_752" align="aligncenter" width="300"] heavenly.[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_753" align="aligncenter" width="300"] lincoln is going to get a lot fatter.[/caption]

[caption id="attachment_754" align="aligncenter" width="300"] i'll be doing some badass decorating.[/caption]

as i received these gifts and declared it the best xmas ever i realized that i felt like a 1950s housewife and i'm strangely ok with that.  i'm going to make so much cool shit. in other news.  this is why i love my family:

and this is why i love my family A LOT:

[caption id="attachment_765" align="aligncenter" width="300"] wheelchair tricks and cigars.[/caption]

all in all, it's been a good holiday.  i'm glad it's over.  and i'm thrilled it will be another year until it happens again.

i do have one complaint.  i wanted one thing and i didn't get it.  i just wanted to stop menstruating.

it didn't happen.

it has been happening for 24 days.  death.


  1. Haha i love our cousins, wish the boys and I had stopped by but it's a bit of a hike and they were w/ their Dads... we have to get together soon, woman. Ur Godson is starting to growl at me..

  2. My wife has forbidden me from ever giving her any gift "with a cord". She is most definitely not a 1950's housewife!

  3. ohhh, so she's upgraded from the plug-in vibrators she used to have?

  4. crack me up! I have to fix this fb setting because I am not getting your post. I have to stalk you to see what you post! The pictures at Christmas are hilarious! Especially of Jake in the garage. I kept trying to keep Carter from looking out there because Jeff was smoking with the boys. It was so funny!! I wanted a picture of that! Will be fun to chop, chop your hair!! Love ya!

  5. i think you can follow my blog and then you will get updates sent to you!


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