Wednesday, December 28

Martha Motherfucking Stewart

i've been sewing. 

and i'm happy to report that i still have all of my fingers and they haven't been sewn together.  so in my opinion - even if i didn't have anything to show for my endeavors - i'm still winning.

so here's my baby. 
i haven't named her yet.  i'm taking suggestions.

[caption id="attachment_788" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="she's so damn good looking."][/caption]

i've been to joann fabrics two, too many times and spent far too much money. 
it may or may not be my new favorite place.

[caption id="attachment_789" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="some of my haul."][/caption]

here are my first two projects.  they took me forever.  mainly because i'm terrible at re-threading the machine and have to have lincoln do it for me. 
he gets real annoyed. 

[caption id="attachment_792" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="here's a placemat i'll never use. but it's cute."][/caption]



[caption id="attachment_796" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="a seat cushion for my ass. because that chair is damn uncomfortable."][/caption]


i've been mildly successful.  and i like that.

i've got a lot on my list of things to make.




more placemats.

weird things for the cat to wear.


the opportunities are endless.  well.  there is a limit.  because i'm not good and my projects still tend to look like shit.

1 comment

  1. Shannon...I realize I am a wierd Auntie, but I think the placemat is very pretty! Maybe that's because I am old!! Hahaha! I wish I had all your talent! But, being I am a stylist I may cut the crap out of the fabric! Haha! That was so corny! I just like replying to these posts! I wish I was famous like you! :)


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