i just so greatly enjoy things of the ridiculous variety. like mainly pictures. which i'm sure comes as no shock to you all. like there's no greater thing than having a picture of myself and shitler looking utterly ridiculous.
and i forgot how aggressive drunk girls are. and it's certainly something i haven't missed.
like when a pair of skanks called us "DICKS! YOU'RE A BUNCH OF DICKS!" because my purse was in the limo and i politely said that they couldn't take the limo for a ride around the block.girl bye.
and i survived mainly because i panicked severely at the bars and managed to guzzle gallons of water. so much so that i was sober at the end of the night and only ended up with a "i stayed up way past my bedtime last night" hangover. which, in retrospect, isn't all that terrible.
i only hope every morning-after-a-night-of-drinking ends up looking like this.
and then share them with the world.