Wednesday, October 5

Steve Jobs Ruined My Life

so i recently got an iPhone and it was absolutely the best thing that's ever happened to me (and I don't care what the judgy fucks say about how I should have waited for the new one to come out.
i named her lola and filled her with all sorts of apps:
  • tiny tower (an absolute must for all iPhone owners)
  • pinterest (i get nothing done)
  • the obligatory social media apps (facebook, twitter, etc.)
  • rotowire (thanks b - so i can keep up with all the fucking injuries my fantasy team is plagued with)
  • stickies
i downloaded this stickies thing last night and it's basically post-it notes for your phone.  do i showed shitler what reminder i needed:
I'm very busy.
he called me an idiot.

but in my defense, he hates when i dick tap him.  but i really enjoy it.  he gets uncomfortable and squirmy and his reactions are even better when i dick tap in public.but sometimes i forget how much i like to do it - so i added it to my stickies and set an alarm as a reminder.  it'll be different everyday so he'll never see it coming.but my stickies board looked barren and boring so i explored and discovered you can use colored stickies and different shaped stickies.   so i updated my stickies board:

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