Thursday, January 30

snapchat completes me

for the longest time i refused to get snapchat.
like on the real refused.  my brain just couldn't reconcile the concept nor did i want to be a part of it.
but then one evening shitler and i got really, really drunk and he convinced me.  and then picked my username.
and the rest, as they say, is history.  

for the longest time i just figured that snapchat was perfect for sending dick pics and snatch shots.  like if brett favre would have just waited a few more years maybe he would have avoided the whole dick pic hot water he found himself in.

but i digress.
if we continue with brett favre we'll end up in a sneaky google spiral that we won't be able to claw our way out of.

the point being is that the other day samm and i were chatting about snapchat.  and she was all "blah, blah, blah something about tits on snapchat."  and then i was all "YES i wish we could get back to snapchat basics and send dick pics and tit shots."  and then i forgot all about all the screenshots of things that i've harvested from snapchat and i am now here to encourage all those that i'm snapchat friends to send me more of the following.

1// artistic snapchats

both courtesy of shitler.  quite the little artist we have on our hands.

2// cleavage shots and/or tit pics
so many tits, so little time to get a screenshot.  

3// gratuitous insults
i just have this gut feeling that we will have the best marriage ever.

4// dick pics
i haven't gotten an actual picture of a real, live dick yet.  but i have a really good feeling about it.  i think i just need to be snapchat friends with brett favre and that would solve my problem.

so there.  the things i like to receive the most via snapchat.
get to work, kids.

also - there will be a blogger edition.  because i've been hoarding screenshots that you have all forgotten you've sent me.  MUAHAHAHA.

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15 comments

  1. Hahahahahaha YES you're the shit this was awesome

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  2. LOL. Snapchat is awesome, I always forget to screenshot in time though :(

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  3. i have had a real hard time getting on the snapchat band wagon, but now that you gave me the idea to send boob pics that might just change.

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  4. I can't stop starring at the nipple. I'll get started on finding you that penis snap right now

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  5. This just In: You're a slut! ahahahah I laughed way to hard at that then promptly shared it with my dude haha.

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  6. this is why i cant do snapchat...just not creative enough! -_-

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  7. Dang. I think I need to start upping the ante on my snapchat game!

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  8. fucking unreal! Wait...one more thing to waste my time on...fun-freaking-tastic!

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  9. Like why did I even open this blog post at work. Its like opening your snowed in snaps at work. I AM SO FIRED.

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