but i digress.
if we continue with brett favre we'll end up in a sneaky google spiral that we won't be able to claw our way out of.
the point being is that the other day samm and i were chatting about snapchat. and she was all "blah, blah, blah something about tits on snapchat." and then i was all "YES i wish we could get back to snapchat basics and send dick pics and tit shots." and then i forgot all about all the screenshots of things that i've harvested from snapchat and i am now here to encourage all those that i'm snapchat friends to send me more of the following.
1// artistic snapchats
both courtesy of shitler. quite the little artist we have on our hands.
2// cleavage shots and/or tit pics
so many tits, so little time to get a screenshot.
3// gratuitous insults
i just have this gut feeling that we will have the best marriage ever.
4// dick pics
i haven't gotten an actual picture of a real, live dick yet. but i have a really good feeling about it. i think i just need to be snapchat friends with brett favre and that would solve my problem.
so there. the things i like to receive the most via snapchat.
get to work, kids.
also - there will be a blogger edition. because i've been hoarding screenshots that you have all forgotten you've sent me. MUAHAHAHA.