1// shitler did some ice fishing. but it was like balls cold out so really he just set some tip-ups and watched for flags from inside the house. it's equal parts genius, pussy, and loser.
2// samm was in milwaukee and made the trek out to okauchee to get drunk-ish with me. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.
3// so apparently there's a new show coming out called "king of the nerds." something about being the ultimate "nerd off." you can read about it here. but more importantly one of the nerds looks exactly like shitler and i about fall off the couch each and every time there's a preview for it.
4// uncle rico and those big sad eyes. BECAUSE YOUR DOG LIFE IS SO RUFF. rough.
because duh, obviously. packers beat the bears. NFC NORTH CHAMPS YA'LL.
that's all i've got. i'm going to go chug a bunch of water. like so much water that i want to explode. but hopefully that will dull the hunger pangs. the ones that are trying to convince me that it's ok to gnaw off my own arm.