Monday, May 13

monday the thirteenth

i'm going to break the weekend down for you.
are you pumped?
good.  you should be.



friday: 
7am-4pm work the regular day job.
4:15pm-10pm restaurant bullshit.
10:30pm - PASS OUT.

saturday:
9:15am-11am lunch with the shitler women.
11:15-12pm buy the un-fun stuff at target like deodorant.  which i suppose could be considered fun because then there's no BO and that's probably the funnest of all things.
12:15pm-2:30pm buy the fun stuff at a partylite party
3pm-11:30pm restaurant bullshit
midnight - PASS OUT.

sunday:
7am-10am clean the house.
10:30am-10:35am get a text from the restaurant manager that says "we need you to come in right now and not at 3:30pm like you were scheduled."
10:35am-10:37am weep.
11am - 10pm - RESTAURANT BULLSHIT.
10:30pm - SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS ERRRRRRRBODY.
11pm - PASS OUT

no but literally that was my weekend.  it couldn't have been more lame.
the only drinking i did was last night which was a school night so it probably wasn't my best choice.
somewhere in there i came home to shitler watching breaking bad and it involves me not really knowing anything about the show so i just ask him questions about it until he gets frustrated and then i give up and just crush the candy.  also on saturday night shitler decided to be super verbally abusive in his sleep.  like yelling at me if i coughed or god forbid if i rolled over he would snap at me to "knock it off."  so i ended up migrating to the couch where i watched bridesmaids and then got my mind blown because i'd never realized that don draper is the guy banging kristen wiig in the beginning of the movie.

also i was thinking about how friday the thirteenth is like totally spooky and everyone makes a giant deal out of it and my brain just doesn't compute why.  you would think monday the thirteenth would be way more awful considering it's monday.  so we should re-do things and try to make monday the thirteenth a thing.
unless of course you don't want to.

also here - i took a picture of a tree this weekend.



Gin and Bare It

14 comments

  1. i like the tree.
    but, I like bridesmaids and shots even more

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  2. booo! i had to work this weekend, too! although i was pretty happy with the weather! glad i got to enjoy some of it on sunday :)

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  3. I think it's cause they never made a monday the 13th movie in which people get murdered. It's far more believable though, so they should. what's a partylite party?

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  4. Don Draper is the non-suave, total douche of a guy in Bridesmaids?! Mind officially blown.

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    1. I KNOW RIGHT?! i couldn't even believe it.

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  5. So basically, you didn't watch game of thrones? BASICALLY.

    #mondaythe13th. Let's do this.

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  6. I really appreciate your schedule breakdown.

    And the picture.

    But I especially appreciate the crushing of the candy.

    XO.
    Sammicakes.

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  7. The tree is pretty.

    You need a vacation.

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  8. Oh god, being called into work early is the worst feeling in the world! My heart dropped just seeing that typed out!
    I am so sorry that happened to you, and that shitler was an abusive sleeper. Greg pulls that shit on me all the time... bastard.

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  9. I do NOT miss restaurant bull shit.

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  10. Good lord woman, you are a workaholic

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  11. skutbutt, you rocked your weekend!

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  12. I gave up on Candy Crush.
    Fuck that game.
    And now I want to watch Bridesmaids.
    Boo, you whore!

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  13. oh my hell, I wine about getting up at 5am everyday, you do that schedule 7 days a week. Pff if you work that hard, buy all the candles you want!

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