monday the thirteenth

i'm going to break the weekend down for you.
are you pumped?

good.  you should be.

friday: 

7am-4pm work the regular day job.

4:15pm-10pm restaurant bullshit.

10:30pm - PASS OUT.

saturday:

9:15am-11am lunch with the shitler women.

11:15-12pm buy the un-fun stuff at target like deodorant.  which i suppose could be considered fun because then there's no BO and that's probably the funnest of all things.

12:15pm-2:30pm buy the fun stuff at a partylite party

3pm-11:30pm restaurant bullshit

midnight - PASS OUT.

sunday:

7am-10am clean the house.

10:30am-10:35am get a text from the restaurant manager that says "we need you to come in right now and not at 3:30pm like you were scheduled."

10:35am-10:37am weep.

11am - 10pm - RESTAURANT BULLSHIT.

10:30pm - SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS ERRRRRRRBODY.

11pm - PASS OUT

no but literally that was my weekend.  it couldn't have been more lame.

the only drinking i did was last night which was a school night so it probably wasn't my best choice.

somewhere in there i came home to shitler watching breaking bad and it involves me not really knowing anything about the show so i just ask him questions about it until he gets frustrated and then i give up and just crush the candy.  also on saturday night shitler decided to be super verbally abusive in his sleep.  like yelling at me if i coughed or god forbid if i rolled over he would snap at me to "knock it off."  so i ended up migrating to the couch where i watched bridesmaids and then got my mind blown because i'd never realized that don draper is the guy banging kristen wiig in the beginning of the movie.

also i was thinking about how friday the thirteenth is like totally spooky and everyone makes a giant deal out of it and my brain just doesn't compute why.  you would think monday the thirteenth would be way more awful considering it's monday.  so we should re-do things and try to make monday the thirteenth a thing.
unless of course you don't want to.

also here - i took a picture of a tree this weekend.