1// shitler is pumped for all the various gun accessories he can buy for the new whip. and i hate to admit that i don't even mind the look of a damn gun rack in betty. i'm not sure what that says about me.
2// slight rant - hulu can lick my balls. i'm constantly having problems with it. either none of the episodes i want to actually watch even load or every time you try to find an episode that you would like to watch you're faced with the problem of practically finding a needle in a haystack. so basically i've come to an impasse during my enjoyment of scandal and new girl. until netflix came riding in like a knight in shining armor to save me scandal season 2 on streaming. holler at your girl netflix because i'm totally buying us BFF necklaces.
3// since getting betty i have officially been in car washes more in a two week span than i have my entire life. and i have a favorite one (and no it's not shitler's because that one is 45 minutes away). but it's the one that has the thirty-seven different colored soaps they spray onto your car and then i feel like popping in a grateful dead cd and maybe mixing myself a mushroom/LSD/marijuana cocktail and have myself a car party.
4// speaking of betty. those smelly gross things i call my dogs aren't allowed in any place other than in the way back seat in a little place we like to call DOGGY JAIL. i would like to confine all that dog hair to one section of the vehicle and i certainly don't need mac's boner rubbing all over all the seats.
5// i started re-reading one of my all.time.favorite books. if you haven't read sharp objects than i suggest you stop everything you're doing today and get cracking on it. it's the same author of gone girl and in my opinion sharp objects is a bajillion times better (if that's even possible) and it's so supremely fucked up which in turn makes it so amazingly good.