i have always been a sucker for books.
and part of me blames my parents. my mom said that she used to read to me every single night so it was only natural that i was reading chapter books before i hit kindergarten and throwing temper tantrums in the stores when my parents wouldn't buy me any new books.
so when e-readers, kindles, nooks, etc. became all the rage i was the first person to openly declare that i would never, ever succumb to the evils of such nonsense. fast forward however much the appropriate fast forwarding time is to this last october 31st and i caved. i caved so hard it hurt. because i bought a kindle and i've never been happier in my whole entire life because now i can secretly hoard books and shitler has no clue/doesn't bitch at me as much because i don't bring home bags full of books to clutter up the house with.
but my kindle has caused/enabled me to start doing naughty things. like hoard smut. like gleefully read the naughtiest of things and no one is the wiser because i'm just holed up over in my corner of the couch, giggling quietly and blushing. i mean, every now and then shitler should yell "HAND CHECK BITCH" and i should have to do so so he knows i'm not playing DJ Diddles on the couch to all my kindle porn.
so let me tell you a story about one of my kindle porn books. there's this fantastical website called bookbub.com where you can go on and peruse hundreds of books that are either free or dirt cheap. and they're not like awesome but they're cheap and dirty (like me) so it works. so one time i was browsing and saw a book called Game Misconduct. and i was intrigued. so i read part of the description and it said "the game has always cast a shadow over oriana delgado's life. she should hate the game. but she doesn't. the passion and the energy of the sport is part of her. but so is the urge to drop the role of the dartmouth cobra owner's 'good daughter' and find a less...conventional one." naturally i was intrigued. and for the steal of being zero dollars i figured i'd give this book a shot and see what type of shenanigans oriana could get herself into trying to be less conventional. turns out those shenanigans were of the gang bang variety and would put 50 shades of grey to shame. so of course i read the whole damn thing. and then purchased the rest of the five books in the smutty series and each one got progressively more and more descriptive. descriptive to the point that nothing i read even shocks me anymore.
here's the cover:
GET IT ORIANA. get.it.girl.
i highly doubt that my parents ever thought that encouraged young shannon to read at an early age would result in older, adult shannon being addicted to hoarding books with pictures of people in the throes of passion/half naked men on the cover. but here we are. because i can't stop. and i won't stop.
so read the smut with me.
also please suggest more smut.
KINDLE PORN 4 LIFE.