Thursday, January 23

porn: of the kindle variety

i have always been a sucker for books.
and part of me blames my parents.  my mom said that she used to read to me every single night so it was only natural that i was reading chapter books before i hit kindergarten and throwing temper tantrums in the stores when my parents wouldn't buy me any new books.

so when e-readers, kindles, nooks, etc. became all the rage i was the first person to openly declare that i would never, ever succumb to the evils of such nonsense.  fast forward however much the appropriate fast forwarding time is to this last october 31st and i caved.  i caved so hard it hurt.  because i bought a kindle and i've never been happier in my whole entire life because now i can secretly hoard books and shitler has no clue/doesn't bitch at me as much because i don't bring home bags full of books to clutter up the house with.
but my kindle has caused/enabled me to start doing naughty things.  like hoard smut.  like gleefully read the naughtiest of things and no one is the wiser because i'm just holed up over in my corner of the couch, giggling quietly and blushing.  i mean, every now and then shitler should yell "HAND CHECK BITCH" and i should have to do so so he knows i'm not playing DJ Diddles on the couch to all my kindle porn.

so let me tell you a story about one of my kindle porn books.  there's this fantastical website called bookbub.com where you can go on and peruse hundreds of books that are either free or dirt cheap.  and they're not like awesome but they're cheap and dirty (like me) so it works.  so one time i was browsing and saw a book called Game Misconduct.  and i was intrigued.  so i read part of the description and it said "the game has always cast a shadow over oriana delgado's life.  she should hate the game.  but she doesn't.  the passion and the energy of the sport is part of her.  but so is the urge to drop the role of the dartmouth cobra owner's 'good daughter' and find a less...conventional one."  naturally i was intrigued.  and for the steal of being zero dollars i figured i'd give this book a shot and see what type of shenanigans oriana could get herself into trying to be less conventional.  turns out those shenanigans were of the gang bang variety and would put 50 shades of grey to shame.  so of course i read the whole damn thing.  and then purchased the rest of the five books in the smutty series and each one got progressively more and more descriptive.  descriptive to the point that nothing i read even shocks me anymore.

here's the cover:

GET IT ORIANA.  get.it.girl.

i highly doubt that my parents ever thought that encouraged young shannon to read at an early age would result in older, adult shannon being addicted to hoarding books with pictures of people in the throes of passion/half naked men on the cover.  but here we are.  because i can't stop.  and i won't stop.

so read the smut with me.
also please suggest more smut.

KINDLE PORN 4 LIFE.
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14 comments

  1. YES!!!! SO MUCH FREAKING YESS!

    I'm going to make a rough guesstimate and say HALF the books on ym Kindle are smut. Free smut. And you know what, I'm not apologizing for it!

    Also, DJ Diddles is the best phrase ever and I need to shout it from the rooftops!

    Smut suggestions? Bared to You series. Not free but better than 50 Shades of Gray. Stolen by Jinx Jamison (haven't read it yet), Always by Carol Rose, Needing Nita by Norak Wilson, anything by Barbara Elsborg... I just go through Amazon's Top 100 Free Kindle list once a month and download whatever catches my attention, smut or not.

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  2. Ha. This is hilarious. I'm the exact same way, a fact of which I am simultaneously proud and ashamed. I would read the "Deceptive Innocence" by Kyra Davis (actually any book by her, because she is awesome and hilarious), and she has another serious but I forget what it's called.. The first book is called "The Stranger". Also, Kate Perry has some cute fun books, too. Also the Rush books by Maya Banks.

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  3. I thought I was the only one who does this... hahahha

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  4. Totally guilty! Basically anything by Maya Banks and Lorelei James (Rough Rider series) is a winner.

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  5. I am an out of the closet smut reader. Sometimes I feel like the dirtier the better, other times I am like "really?!?!" The kindle is fantasical at hiding these whore covers. I can't wait to check out bookbub.com. I have found some pretty good ones through amazon. They get you with the first one being free or 99 cents. Thanks!

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  6. Yessss! That's all I can say!

    Bared to You series by Sylvia Day. Rainfall by Melissa Delport.

    Those have been my favorites!

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    1. OK rainfall is on my to-read list but the sylvia day series made me want to rage.

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  7. (Long time lurker, first time commenter. Obvs I had to come out for this.)
    You. Are. Welcome.
    http://brittanyherself.com/category/i-read-books/smut-books-i-read-books/

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  8. i doubt it could compare with this, but... johanna lindsey and virginia henley. and maybe look here: https://www.goodreads.com/genres/smut-novels. apparently judith mcnaught is quite popular as well, though i must say, hers aren't quite what i think you've got in mind.

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  9. also, i remember liking a couple of lavyrle spencer's books (the gamble and separate beds). horrible name. decent writer.

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  10. I never read smut until I got my kindle, but hey, half of the free books are smut and I welcome free books with open arms.

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  11. You are such a goddamned perv and I love it.

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  12. your blog is gonna get gangbanged from people googling "kindle porn" now. get it shannon!

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