Wednesday, August 14

a zillion things - but not

sometimes there's like a zallion things that you would rather be doing than whatever you're doing right at this moment.  currently i would like to be doing any of the following:

sleeping
cramming pizza in my face
reading buzzfeed like it's my job
not working
winning the lottery
playing with a whole litter of puppies
getting skinny (like just magically so)
laying on the couch
exacting revenge
being out on the water: boats and hoes style
randomly picking windows and showing up with a boom box blaring a la "say anything"
fucking shit up
not have to do serious adult things
spending money
watching the season finale of princesses: long island
mercilessly fucking with shitler till he complains that i'm being really mean
judging people

or maybe just beer bonging into the sunset.

p.s. i know that's not a zallion things but coming up with a zallion things is not something i would want to sit here and do.

p.p.s. come do some of those things with me?

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