Wednesday, August 14

a zillion things - but not

sometimes there's like a zallion things that you would rather be doing than whatever you're doing right at this moment.  currently i would like to be doing any of the following:

sleeping
cramming pizza in my face
reading buzzfeed like it's my job
not working
winning the lottery
playing with a whole litter of puppies
getting skinny (like just magically so)
laying on the couch
exacting revenge
being out on the water: boats and hoes style
randomly picking windows and showing up with a boom box blaring a la "say anything"
fucking shit up
not have to do serious adult things
spending money
watching the season finale of princesses: long island
mercilessly fucking with shitler till he complains that i'm being really mean
judging people

or maybe just beer bonging into the sunset.

p.s. i know that's not a zallion things but coming up with a zallion things is not something i would want to sit here and do.

p.p.s. come do some of those things with me?

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16 comments

  1. I want to do all those things with you AND SO MUCH MORE. That sounded sexual...whoops.

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  2. aahhhhh beer bonging in the sunset...lovely!

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  3. i would definitely want to be sleeping and playing with puppies!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  4. I'm totally down for pizza and if people don't stop putting pictures of it in their posts before I get some I might actually eat this damn computer.

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  5. 'Exacting revenge'. Sinister.

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  6. let's get together and do all of those things at the same time. plan?

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  7. Let's start crossing shit off the list bebeh

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  8. Let me know when you're ready to tailgate together. Or otherwise just day drink.

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  9. If you can make it to central Arkansas next weekend, we can water: boats and hoes style. BOOOOOM

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  10. id like to do all of those things with you. particularly the pizza and fucking shit up im real good at those things

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  11. Buzzfeed is my life these days! Totally an acceptable thing to do

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  12. I'm really good at judging people, so I can help with that.

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    1. i feel like there should be a support group for us but really we should start a club.

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  13. Mmmm...beer bonging into the sunset, those were the days!

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  14. all. night. long. all of the things.

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