Thursday, October 3

weddings are exhausting

i am like 100% over all things wedding.
that includes but certainly isn't limited to my own.

frankly between the showers (which i wrote about here) to the nightmare that my destination wedding has turned into (wrote about that here) i'm feeling slightly disheartened about everything.  because, to be honest, people seem to always want to make their bullshit your bullshit.  as if we don't already have enough bullshit of our own.  i just want everything about my wedding to be nonsenical and fun.  if you don't like to drink and make poor choices in tropical locations then you probably shouldn't come.  and everyone should stop trying to saddle me with the eight thousand excuses of why they're not able to come or why they haven't booked yet.  because the bottom line is that i don't care.  

if you're going - SUPER DUPER SEE YOU THERE.
if you're not going - SMELL YOU LATER.

basically i just want to look really, really pretty on my wedding day.
like cassie did.

and then i just want a whole lot of ridiculous shit/drunkenness to happen afterwards.
which isn't a whole lot different than like any other normal day but it will look kind of like this.

a shirtless shitler.
my personal favorite.

p.s. just imagine beaches and a pool/the ocean in the background of all these shots and you should have a pretty good idea of what the wedding will be like.
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  1. I'm with you girl. Im over wedding everything. I wish we would've just done a destination and gotten it done and done!

  2. I have only the highest of expectations for your wedding photos.

  3. The excuses... ohhhhh the excuses. Or even worse the 'I-want-you-to-feel-guilty-for-having-a-wedding-I-can't-attend' I just wanted to be like 'THIS EVENT ISN'T ABOUT YOU!' (ok, end of rant.)

  4. Awww don't let all the details drag you down. You will be beautiful. At some point your man will be shirtless. And all will be good in the world.

  5. Okay, I am 100% confident that you are going to have the most bangin wedding ever. I can't wait to recieve my invitation.

  6. I'm still waiting for my invite.... I'm with you though. If they're present, awesome. If not, you missed a party. Try not to let it get to you too much.

  7. HOLY SHIT! I FEEL YOU! I don't really have any interest talking about it with EVERY SINGLE PERSON! And if I don't act super hyped to be planning every little detail down to the things I could give a rats ass about (someone just reminded me about god damn linens yesterday) they look at me like maybe I don't want to be married.
    I want to be married. I want to throw a giant party that will hopefully have at least 2-3 people vomiting on themselves due to booze. I just don't care about everything else.
    I think I've consumed about $500 dollars in booze just dealing with wedding planning.
    I feel ya, girl. Good luck and good boozin' to ya!

    1. GIRL. PREACH.
      mine just needs to be over with so we can get to the partying. and the laying on the beach.

  8. wedding+beach+booze=instant fun! snooze you loose! seriously jealous! it's going to be a blast!

  9. Ok I totally can see Shitler being in Hangover 4. Tell those people to pound sand it is all about you, excuses not needed. ;)

  10. NONSENSICAL & FUN is the new Rustic & Vintage.

    I have a photographer stalker. Wedding photographers are fucking nuts and I quit them.

    But I would SO BE AT YOUR WEDDING.

  11. The best thing to remember when you're getting sick of all things wedding: one day it'll be over and you'll never have to worry about it again. I was so relieved when mine was over!

    1. isn't it terrible that that's how everyone looks at it?

      stupid weddings.


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