Tuesday, February 18

hung up

about once a month i tend to get in a mopey "woe is me" mood where i get like super morose and just want to listen to sad girl music and whine about things.  and it usually coincides with the time of the month where the red death makes a dramatic entrance and you would think after so many years i would recognize the timing and like not be ridiculous but it just keeps happening and will keep happening until like the end of time.  but mainly i just want to be left alone in a quiet room by myself where i shouldn't be expected to have to interact with people and also where there's cheese readily available.  and it occurred to me that i just basically described prison (sans the cheese) and i don't want to go to prison because i'm pretty sure they wouldn't let me have my kindle porn and i bet there's cheese but it's probably just like kraft singles and no thank you kraft singles.

but anyway i made this with help from computer things.
and i think it's pretty and i like lewis carroll and it made feel marginally less hateful towards everything in the whole wide world.  and now i want to get it printed and framed but if i do it will end up taking shitler like a month to hang it and by that then it will be time for the red death again and everything will make me sad again and i'll be like
"WELL PLAYED MENSTRUATION CYCLE, WE MEET AGAIN."


p.s. it just dawned on me that i referenced a white rabbit and my period in the same post and in my mind that made me laugh because well i think it's obvious.


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12 comments

  1. Somebody get this girl a Midol colada.

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  2. I always get a back ache and cry at commercials, but I'm the same, I NEVER put two and two together. It's to the point where it's kind of a joke between me and the boyfriend. He's like "really, you're crying because the baby bear has toilet paper on his butt?" Me: "shut up, my back hurts for no reason" Him: (knowing look) Me: "What?" Him: (still looking) Me: "Ohhh yeaaahhhhhh"

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  3. Kraft Singles? So gross. But the fear of not having good cheese readily at hand is enough to ensure I stay out of prison (for the time being).

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  4. YAY for the Alice in Wonderland quote, everything in that movie is my favourite.

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  5. Oh, honey... you need to be drinking again. No female should get the "red death" without red wine.

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  6. No thank you Kraft singles. Until this point my fiance has made me feel like this was a completely bratty feeling to have. If Kraft singles are right, then I want to be wrong.

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  7. Within the first 8 words I was like ah, the dot of torture has arrived. Mine has been around for damn near a month and the bitch doesn't seem to be leaving any time soon. So be thankful

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  8. this is me every time i accidently drink 2 whole bottles of $4.99 mascato

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  9. YOU WOULD APPRECIATE KRAFT SINGLES IF YOU COULDN'T EACH CHEESE. Ungrateful bastards..

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  10. I'm going to print this and then put it next to my box of tampons. #neverforget

    Also, it was really lovely and deserves a better home than my tampie box.

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