mainly because there are a gazillion things that girls care about that i just don't have the brain capacity to allocate to whatever nonsense they're caring about at any given point in time.
example? ok sure.
the other day someone asked me how many days until the "big day" and i just kind of gave them a blank stare. because i didn't know. but then i had an "A HA!" moment and was all "one sec i need my phone" and they were like "ohhh do you have a wedding countdown app?" and then i was like "excuse me what they make those?" and they were like "ya. what did you need your phone for if that's not what you were doing?" and then i had to admit that the only way i know how many days until the day is by checking my target bridal registry because they're kind enough to tell you how many days until the day.
but then i thought about this countdown app some more and i got it into my head that i for sure needed one. so i downloaded a free one. and even the free one came with so many options.
pictures, phrases, how you would like your countdown worded (down to the exact second in case you were wondering). so then i spent a godawful amount of time setting my wedding countdown app up and then this is all i ended up with.