so answer nat's questions, grab the button, and link up.
do it because i told you to.
1. what is your worst habit?
oh god. shitler would easily say my lack of follow-through.
which is why he calls me a 3%'er (since i only do what i say i'm going to do 3% of the time).
like i totally say that i'm going to do something and then just don't do it.
which extends to most everything i do. chores. laundry. literally anything.
2. what is your biggest pet peeve?
people who groom themselves at work (i can hear you clipping your finger nails and it's fucking gross), whistling, spelling errors, having to pee, having to shower, general chores like laundry and cleaning, general stupidity, not having any pickles in the house, not being able to find any of the sixteen chap sticks i have, etc.
i feel like there's probably more. oh, maybe a pet peeve could be knowing that you have more pet peeves but you just can't remember all the pet peeves at the moment that you really need to remember them?
3. what is annoying you right this very minute?
is it too general to say everything in the world?
actually - it would be this.
|my dog is an asshole.|
4. how do you relieve stress?
i hate to state the obvious.
5. what truly makes you happy?
ummm, can i just refer you to question four?
but that's not limited to just boxed wine. vodka also makes me happy.
also the internet. that makes me happy. because it contains pictures like this:
shitler is also pretty entertaining. so that makes me happy. and the couch makes me happy. and not wearing pants. and my dogs when they're not assholes. and funny socks.
so i guess a lot makes me happy.