BUT ANYWAY we can get to planning more of that later. in the mean time we high-five things, pay homage to all the big booty hoes of the world, and watch videos on repeat.
2// speaking of the gym. i went three times. hated each of those three times. i hope in the future there will be the type of technology that allows people to diet and exercise on someone else's behalf and then that lazy person that's not doing anything will just reap all the benefits. in a perfect world, right?
3// if someone tells you to roast corn and then mix it with goat cheese and then put it into quesadilla form and top it with green onions and salsa verde - fucking do it.
4// all signs point to a healthy and joyful relationship.
5// i've said before that mac is freakishly obsessed with me. which, in turn, annoys shitler because basically whenever i'm around it's as though shitler isn't even on mac's radar. i think this is shitler possibly saying "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?"
i'm not going to reveal the amount of times i've re-watched techno jeep but i've spent an obscene amount of time mentally drafting my techno jeep team.