Friday, July 12

hi. hi. HIYA.

it's payday friday ya'll.  you know - that one day of the week where you feel uber rich for a hot minute until every bill gets taken out and then you're back to being dirt poor again.  #SadTrombone
i'm going to need for everyone to get on the "we're all super jealous of shannon" caboose part of the train because this skank has a half day today during which traveling to waupaca and the chain 'o lakes will commence, and then i'll drink my face off, and then come back monday and still not have to work.
so basically this is me now and also for the entire rest of the weekend:

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ANYWAY - i've compiled some things that i'd like to share with everyone.
for high-fiving purposes.
1// look.  get drunk around me and you'll end up with a fancy pen tattoo.  i'm basically an artist.
2// someone wanted to take their leftovers home.  and by leftovers he means one lone tomato and a piece of droopy lettuce.
3// it's embarrassing when you get excited over the fact that you were given "maybe you touched your genitals" hand sanitizer and then you watch a shameful amount of real housewives of orange county reruns that you've already seen a kajillion times and squeal in glee when you realize you have the same hand sanitizer that heather gave to tamra.

4// operation not be a fatass was in full effect this week and i hated every fucking minute of it.  working out is stupid and i just need immediate results like yesterday.  i want to do the least amount of work and have the best possible outcome which is probably what makes me so american.  #FACE

and lastly because of the half day and the boozing and the general loving of life i'm especially excited to be backing dat azz up courtesy of whit-zizzle.  so maybe let's get our grind on and you remember when lil wayne sang about how he let her l-l-lick him like a lollipop.



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21 comments

  1. Can we please find a way to make #4 happen? Like win the lottery, then get lipo all in the same day or something?

    Also, I think #3 might now become a little present that I'm going to handout to all the groomsmen at my wedding. Thank you for that.

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  2. how much do you love the polar watch though? I find myself constantly looking at the calories and it makes me push harder

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    1. OK YA and no. because i kind of want to say "fuck it" when i think i should be burning more and that's not, in fact, what is actually happening.

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  3. Obviously Shitler needs to make that tat permanent. Stat.

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  4. I'm just laughing over the fact that when she shakes her ta-tas they don't jiggle, real boobies floppy all over the place in a shirt like that.

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  5. How do those workout crazy things work? I was asking Billy the other day and am just completely baffled by them?

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  6. ^ Kelsey up there stole my comment. I am glad my tats jiggle.

    Operation not be a fatass is really ruining my fucking life. I haven't had beer since LAST saturday. What the fuck is this, vietnam?

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  7. Everytime Lollipop comes on my iHeartRadio I get SO damn crunk! Gotta love Weezy. I need to get on operation don't be a fatass - help me? PS - when I tried to type lollipop - it first said lollipoop....awkward.

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  8. Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

    That's a very interesting hand sanitizer...I can only hope that one day I run across it in the store!

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  9. #sadtrombone... that really got me. I don't know why, but now I can't stop laughing.

    Also, Shitler's just trying to make some salad, back off Barbie.

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  10. XOXOXOXOXO. Can you give me a pen tattoo?

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  11. that hand sanitizer is SO PERFECT

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  12. Fucking exercising. Ugh. I want years worth of results with like, a half a day of effort. Because that is me.

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  13. I need one of those Polar things so I can work out.

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  14. i lost thirteen pounds in college one when I stopped eating and just drank. true story. maybe it will work for you.

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  15. haha, waking up with pen tattoos is a must
    great blog hun
    x

    http://www.adayinmywheels.com/

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  16. I need to look into getting that watch- although I mixed up my paydays so it won't be anytime soon!

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  17. OMG i need that hand sanitizer, not because i touched my genitals but because i can give that to people who ask for some and watch them be all awkward!

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    1. one of the best gifts i have ever received. that's for damn sure.

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