Tuesday, February 11

an escape attempt

i swear that my dog is bat shit crazier than yours.
on the real.
between walking around whining, pretending he's a 60 pound lap dog, and humping his brother i can assure you life with mac is never boring.

shitler says that he will wait on the back steps for me until i get home.  as in he won't move.
for anything.
he has to be touching you constantly.  leaning up against you, his paw delicately placed over your hand, his head in your lap, etc.  overall he's just an attention seeking/needy horn dog.

my friend sent me this side by side the other day.
it should be noted that the westminster dog on the left is not a border collie.  it's an australian shepherd.  so basically cousins.  but HELLO mac's doppleganger.

quick story and then i'm done with this random post about nothing.
on a normal basis i can let both my dogs out and not have to worry about them.
like i couldn't lose mac if i tried because that dog is way too obsessed with me to ever go anywhere.
but i digress.  because on sunday afternoon i let them out and mac made a fucking bee-line for the bar across the lake and left me standing on the shoreline screaming like a lunatic.


that's it.  bye.

p.s. none of that junk on the shoreline is mine. 

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9 comments

  1. I love that you shot a picture of it while he just runs for the hills. P.S. he's 100% your dog if he's running to the bar.

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  2. YOU LIVE SO CLOSE TO THAT BAR THAT IS AWESOME.

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  3. He just wanted to grab a quick cocktail. GOD, new Shannon is SUCH A BUZZKILL.

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  4. You go ahead and grab a stool I'll be right behind you was what you meant to say right?!

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  5. Aw your dog is so fucking cute! I grew up with two australian shepherds, & although you have a border collie, it does look a lot like an aussie! So cute!
    xx

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  6. I love the dog pictures! Great photo!!! :)

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  7. you live that close to a bar?!! that's great!

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  8. I'm literally lol'ing - Brutty is the exact same, especially humping my brother, he has the hots for him lol.

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  9. YOU HAVE A BAR THAT CLOSE?

    Also, goddamit it mac get your shit together.

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