an iPhone 4. i wish there was a more creative way to answer this. but there isn't.
2. look to your right. what do you see?
3. list five random facts about yourself.
1. snakes terrify me. like violently terrify me.
2. whistling drives me bat-shit fucking crazy.
3. i could eat pickles for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. and also as snacks.
4. if i could, i would punch people with bucket lists in the face.
5. i'm obsessed with popping shitler's zits. go ahead - judge me.
4. what is the one talent you wish you were great at?
something that made me a shit-ton of money. like singing. or dancing. even stripping.
just a talent of some sort. other than being super good at being lazy and drinking.
that hasn't made me any money. yet.
5. go to wikipedia.org and hit random. the first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. go to quotationspage.com and click random quotes. the last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. go to weheartit.com and click on explore. seventh picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. use picmonkey.com to put it all together. now show us your album!