it only further solidifies the fact that i'm too old for that shit.
mainly because my idea of a good time isn't loitering at the mall around the candy dispenser machine looking like i just knocked off a hot topic.
and also i think i could have coped better with having been at the mall if i had been drunk.
but i wasn't. so all i could think was "get me.thefuck.outofhere."
but i made it out alive. thank the lord.
so let's get to the high-fiving of all things friday with lauren.
1. mac-dizzle has been extremely demanding all week. like more so than usual. the other night he approached me, dropped his bone on the bed, backed away a few steps and stared at me. the general feeling i got from the encounter was "throw this bone, bitch."
2. the next night we had a situation i like to call "two dogs, one bathtub." murphy lee enjoys hanging out in the bathtub from time to time so that's totally normal. i think mac-dizzle just loves infringing upon murphy lee's alone time.
4. shitler is really cramping my wedding planning style. i think it's only fair that he leave everything up to my discretion. which i think might be the exact reason why he's involving himself in the first place. he wasn't too receptive when i suggested the song below to be our official wedding song. he wouldn't even entertain the idea that this was the song that i could walk down the mexican aisle to. he's being a real scrooge and and i told him to lighten up. but to avail. he's vetoed the song.
|i added to the bokeh hearts. obviously.|
lyrics include, but aren't limited to: "i love bad bitches that's my fucking problem. and yeah i like to fuck, i got a fucking problem." i think it could be really romantic. and it even talks about dropping down and getting your eagle on which i think we all know doesn't happen enough. and we could have dropped down and got our eagle on for our first dance. but shitler rained on my parade. THANKS A LOT SHITLER.
5. lastly, i didn't have a fifth thing to high five for the week. so i dug back into the archives and found this sweet video of shitler singing to t-swizzle. i've watched it like thirty-seven times.
and also in the spirit of #backthatazzupFriday with whitney - here's my jam. for my jam session.
tell me something.