oh hey there.
today i would like to go over things said in the shitler household.
me to shitler:
if you're not going to fuck it, don't touch it.
get your finger out of my asshole.
SPOON ME BITCH.
me to the hounds:
look dog - nudge my hand one more time while i'm playing candy crush and there will be fucking hell to pay.
OMG - quit licking your brother's dick.
shitler to me:
eat a dick bitch.
when you say stuff like that it makes me want to hit you.
sidenote - all things are said in jest and with a smile on our faces.
also, i swear i don't think shitler is hilarious just because we're going to get married some day. he is straight up ridiculous. which, i suppose, is why we work so well. but sometimes i feel like him and i are the only two in on some joke together. mainly because he posted the following status the other day and i almost fell off the couch i was laying on due to the laughter and then i was the only one that even "liked" it. but come on.
lastly - today is a day for the gun mug.