Saturday, January 19

i juiced this morning. and it was terrible.

crammed all of this into a juicer today.


it ended up looking like this.
and i still managed to choke it down.


it was only like half-way gross.
and this guy just stared at me the whole time.


i'm going to assume that's a look of pity.
asshole.


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13 comments

  1. Oh man. At least you got it down! Good for you.

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  2. I've juiced before and it was pretty good. Maybe try a different variety of greens.

    Leenie
    www.undecidedmamas

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  3. ohh i know how you feel.. i done a couple that i was like this is gross.

    Good Luck

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  4. Wait... What's that pink stuff? I think it must be ham.
    I have a juicer and it is so hard to wash. I'd rather have a V8 splash and call it a day.

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  5. That was the look of "feed my steak" while you drink that thing! My pup gives me that look when I eat anything aside from protein.
    Good job in the juicing. I have a book of recipes, but have yet to actually get a juicer...

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  6. It looks more like he's laughing at you. Like... that's how he feels when he eats his puppy chow. I really want a juicer... Sorry your's tasted like ass...

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  7. Hahahaha, I wish I liked juicing. I attempt to and then have the same results.

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    1. i feel like i owe it to my body to not be such a piece of shit all the time.
      so i tried this. and hated every minute of it.

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  8. What the fuck is that red/pink shit?

    Way to go girl, making up for your sins of last night.

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    1. i couldn't find any other kale other than flowering kale.
      which if you were wondering - is pink.
      hence the layered look with the pink.

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  9. Go to Jezebel and read the article about the chick who tried a juice fast. I think the title has "lawn water" in it. If I was nice, I'd include a link....
    http://jezebel.com/5975942/fuck-this-fucking-lawn-water-five-days-on-a-juice-cleanse

    And thar she blows. I think you can relate now.

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  10. I have some juices for ya ....

    lol. no I don't ;)

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  11. ginger? ginger? really?
    How about some of everything you put out there minus ginger...thanks!

    xoxo
    me

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