Saturday, January 19

i juiced this morning. and it was terrible.

i crammed all of this into a juicer today.

it ended up looking like this.
and i still managed to choke it down.


it was only like half-way gross.
and this guy just stared at me the whole time.

i'm going to assume that's a look of pity.
asshole.
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13 comments

  1. CassandraJanuary 19, 2013 at 1:30 PM

    Oh man. At least you got it down! Good for you.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2013 at 4:48 PM

    I've juiced before and it was pretty good. Maybe try a different variety of greens.

    Leenie
    www.undecidedmamas

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  3. LisaJanuary 19, 2013 at 7:31 PM

    ohh i know how you feel.. i done a couple that i was like this is gross.

    Good Luck

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  4. LeahJanuary 19, 2013 at 11:11 PM

    Wait... What's that pink stuff? I think it must be ham.
    I have a juicer and it is so hard to wash. I'd rather have a V8 splash and call it a day.

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  5. SarahJanuary 19, 2013 at 11:22 PM

    That was the look of "feed my steak" while you drink that thing! My pup gives me that look when I eat anything aside from protein.
    Good job in the juicing. I have a book of recipes, but have yet to actually get a juicer...

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  6. Adrienne RoseJanuary 20, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    It looks more like he's laughing at you. Like... that's how he feels when he eats his puppy chow. I really want a juicer... Sorry your's tasted like ass...

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  7. Fleur De MoiJanuary 20, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    Hahahaha, I wish I liked juicing. I attempt to and then have the same results.

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    1. shannonJanuary 21, 2013 at 9:42 AM

      i feel like i owe it to my body to not be such a piece of shit all the time.
      so i tried this. and hated every minute of it.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2013 at 1:42 PM

    What the fuck is that red/pink shit?

    Way to go girl, making up for your sins of last night.

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    1. shannonJanuary 21, 2013 at 9:42 AM

      i couldn't find any other kale other than flowering kale.
      which if you were wondering - is pink.
      hence the layered look with the pink.

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  9. Mrs IndependentJanuary 20, 2013 at 1:58 PM

    Go to Jezebel and read the article about the chick who tried a juice fast. I think the title has "lawn water" in it. If I was nice, I'd include a link....
    http://jezebel.com/5975942/fuck-this-fucking-lawn-water-five-days-on-a-juice-cleanse

    And thar she blows. I think you can relate now.

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2013 at 2:46 PM

    I have some juices for ya ....

    lol. no I don't ;)

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  11. AndiepantsJanuary 20, 2013 at 5:49 PM

    ginger? ginger? really?
    How about some of everything you put out there minus ginger...thanks!

    xoxo
    me

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