that's a legitimate question.
because christi offered and then so did this girl that once peed on me like four years ago.
and i have yet to see anything of substance.
from either of those two sluts.
it's not that i'm panicky about the wedding.
it's that i'm panicky about having to plan absolutely anything.
like what is with the people on facebook with the pinterest, and the save the dates, and the invites?
it looks tedious and terribly exhausting and like it would drive me to drink.
which i already do enough of so it's not like i need any other reason to indulge in booze.
can i just issue a mass text and have people meet us at the courthouse steps with a dish to pass?
and by dish to pass i mean a bottle of alcohol for my own personal use.
i'm also convinced there aren't enough of these weddings:
|invite me to your goddamn cat wedding! via|
if you're important - i'll tell you. until then - knock it off.
my only requirement for my wedding is that it's filled with nonsense.
what was your wedding like?
a nightmare? a dream?
a giant fucking regret?