which is pretty ok in my book.
and even better that they're not mine so i don't have to deal with accidents in the house or dirty diapers.
so that's always a win.
kidding. they like to try and be cute and leave a shitty tip and then give me cash after i've looked at the tip.
AND i even drew a penis and a bunch of hearts all over their receipt.
so they better be grateful.
2. uncle rico and his big block of a head.
3. black swan cometh for you.
4. a couple of couch snugglers.
5. oh ok puppy sad face - knock it off. it's just too much.
6. uncle rico is also a drunk.
|thank you pretty lake and pretty sky.|
|she's all "hey dick - those are mine."|
|party collar time.|
how was your weekend?
everything you had hoped it would be and more?